Oh my god what is happening to me?!

I can't- Oh my god, I can't hear myself. I can't hear anything at all! Is this a curse? What sort of horrible curse is this? I can't hear myself sing I-

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Oh my g- okay, calm down, Rachel. Calm down. This is nothing. You have absolutely no idea where you are or how you got here and there are sheep attacking people, but calm down. Nothing's going to happen, you haven't been kidnapped for your amazing talent - though of course I wouldn't blame said non-existent kidnapper, and you certainly haven't ( Read more... )